In thieves' jargon, a prison cell is called a hut. And when a new “tenant” appears here, he must necessarily undergo “registration”. And in Russian prisons, “registration” is a whole ritual, the purpose of which is to get to know the cellmate better.
Once in the cell, the newcomer will have to answer several trick questions. Based on the results of such a check, the first mover is assigned to a certain caste. In most cases, the prisoner becomes one of the “men”, that is, ordinary prisoners.
Some persons are exempt from registration. We are talking about sick prisoners and people over 40 years old. We will talk about how the initiation rite in the zone takes place below.
When did the ritual of registration in Russian prisons arise?
According to most researchers, the initiation rite appeared in Russian prisons back in the 18th century. In this way, the inmates got to know each other. By the end of the 19th century, prisoners formed a special caste system, which has survived to this day practically unchanged.
In the 20th century, there were 4 main categories of prisoners. In thieves' jargon they were called "suits." And in order to determine which suit the first mover belonged to, he was given an initiation ceremony. In Soviet times, it became an integral part of prison life. This process was especially popular in the 30-90s of the last century. During this period, the initiation rite could be lengthy, contain many illogical riddles and instructions, and often turn into outright mockery.
Since the 90s of the last century, there has been a gradual decline in the popularity of prison registration. This ritual is still carried out in some form today, but in most cases the newcomer is asked several questions regarding his article, general worldview, etc.
They gave a riddle to a newcomer in prison and asked...
The young guy told what riddles fellow inmates in prison tell a newcomer.
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For Android smartphone owners there is a bonus at the end of the article! This prison game is a famous registration, it scares green prisoners even earlier, even in the pre-trial detention cells of the police, where there is always an experienced or simply talkative neighbor who wants to scare. Usually such riddles are asked to beginners for fun, but the riddles themselves and the answers to them will let you know what applies to you based on the answers. Prison games are not being abandoned. Try to give at least a couple of them the correct answer.
Two chairs (classic):
There are two chairs, on one the peaks are chiseled, on the other they are f*cked, which one will you sit on, which one will you sit your mother on?
Answer:
I’ll take the sharpened peaks, cut down the d*cks, sit down myself and imprison my mother.
Answer No. 2:
I’ll sit on the peaks myself, I’ll put my mother on my knees.
Parachute:
You are flying on a parachute, on the right is a forest of shit, on the left is a sea of shit.
Where will you sit? Answer:
In every forest there is a clearing, and in every sea there is an island.
Pit:
You fell into a hole. There's a pie and a dick in the pit. What will you eat, what will you put in your mouth? Answer:
I'll take the pie and crawl out of the hole.
*opa or mother?
Will you give it to F*ck or sell your mother?
Answer:
Ass is not given, mother is not for sale.
Fork:
Direct question: A fork in the eye or in the ass?
Answer:
There are no forks in the zone.
Answer No. 2:
I don’t see any one-eyed people here.
Soap or bread?
What will you eat - soap from the table or bread from the bucket?
Answer:
A table is not a soap dish, a bucket is not a bread bin.
About the Sahara:
You and Kent are walking through the Sahara Desert.
At a distance of a hundred kilometers there is no housing, no settlements, no one and nothing but sand. Suddenly a poisonous snake crawls out, rushes at the kent and bites him on the dick. What are you going to do? Answer:
If a kent has a butt above his knee, then the snake will not reach him.
If it’s lower, he’ll suck it himself. Answer No. 2:
Today it’s a kent, and tomorrow it’s a cop.
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About the train:
You are riding on a train, chained to the levers, they can be turned either left or right.
There is a fork ahead - on the right the mother is tied to a post, on the left there are kents, about ten people. Where will you turn, who will you run over? Answer:
Today they are kents, tomorrow they are cops.
The answer to all the riddles above:
I will wake up.
About the bones:
The prisoner sits on the shkonar, they open the feeder and give gruel and dry bread.
In the morning they open the feeder again and see bones. Question: where do the bones come from if the prisoner is alive? Answer:
Dice.
About roosters:
Once upon a time there were two roosters, one was eaten before lunch, and the other after lunch, who was worse?
Answer:
Those who already have it worse.
In addition to such riddles, citizen prisoners can also offer the newcomer a series of tests of intelligence and ingenuity.
Football:
Draw a football goal on the wall and a ball on the floor.
They say to score a goal. What will you do? Answer:
Ask for a pass.
Broom:
They give you a broom and say: “Play something on the guitar.”
What will you do? Answer:
Give the broom with the words “And you set the mood first.”
Sew up the bottle:
They break the bottle and say: “Sew up.”
What will you do? Answer:
Ask to turn it inside out.
Bayan:
They ask you to play the battery, like a button accordion.
What will you do? Answer:
Ask to blow the bellows.
Pilots and miners:
Who will you be? - they ask the newcomer. Both are unknown and incomprehensible. Well, a miner, he answers. Then crawl under the bunks, there is a face, collect coal. He crawls, wiping away dust and dirt under the bunks.
Get out. Now who will you be? Well, probably better to be a pilot, he says. He is blindfolded with a towel. Which bunk will you fly from - from the bottom or from the top? - they ask him. I was scared if he said - from the bottom. But he has already heard and understands that the main thing is not to show himself to be a coward under any circumstances. From the top, he answers. Will you fall on dominoes or on arranged chess pieces? - they ask him.
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